☕️suck my ass☕️

☕️suck my ass☕️

Happy birthday, boo!!😘🎉🎊🎁 you’re so old now. You’re gonna start driving 🚗  soon and you better drive us everywhere! You’re  so pretty👸, kind-hearted💕, creative, and artistic🎨 promise me you’ll never change, okay?🆗 I love you bae😘 @h.e.r.l.y.n

Happy birthday, boo!!😘🎉🎊🎁 you’re so old now. You’re gonna start driving 🚗 soon and you better drive us everywhere! You’re so pretty👸, kind-hearted💕, creative, and artistic🎨 promise me you’ll never change, okay?🆗 I love you bae😘 @h.e.r.l.y.n

heaven has gained another angel😢 rip Joan Rivers #queen 😢

heaven has gained another angel😢 rip Joan Rivers #queen 😢

runningoncoals:

I am literally both of them at the same time

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radstunts:

scraggay:

therealhamster:

scraggay:

handjobs are fuckin lame i can do that myself

you can scratch your own damn back but that doesnt mean it feels the same yo

i honestly tried to think of a witty response but i cannot damn that is a very valid point

this is the most civil ending to an argument i have ever witnessed on the internet

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zeusyallday:

so airplanes officially banned tweezers. honestly i think anyone that can hijack an airplane with a pair of tweezers deserves the airplane

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"No one will miss me", "I’m better off dead"

after-crisis:

When I worked at a non-profit that handled suicide prevention, I had access to the donation records. Each month, a specific man donated 15$ to our organization. It was like clockwork.. same day, same man, he had been doing this for over 4 years. It always seemed odd to me but I never questioned it… until I saw a note attached one month. "For Noah- Dad"

his donation was once his child’s allowance.

I can promise you, they would miss you for the rest of their lives.

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Is this Jaden Smith?

Is this Jaden Smith?

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